Also, why am I still typing this shit?
My Army of Darkness poster is made of win.
My FFXI account is still active, though I haven't logged in for almost two months. It feels like a waste of money.
I'm also going to fail Physics.
But I'm going to pass Psychics.
See what I did there?
My chi is depleted.
Good thing I don't really believe in that sort of stuff.
"Stuff" is the most useful word in the English language.
I don't know what I would have done without it.
My "lose weight" project is failing too.
Sup God, are you reading this? Why don't you show yourself more often?
People tend to lose faith after not getting any proof for two thousand years.
Did you smite those two bastardized your words?
By that I mean the authors of the Bible.
It can't seriously be what you wanted it to be.
Can't you just descend to Earth with the Bible 2.0?
Preferably on a DVD-ROM.
This feels pointless now.
In fact, it's felt pointless since the first line I typed.
Do you think it's pointless?
Who is "you" in this case?
The person or entity i was pseudo-talking to earlier, aka God, aka YHWH aka Jehova?
Or the person or persons reading this journal post?
I'll leave that for you to decide.
Jirbil, in case you're reading this, I want to stick a dildo in your mouth. A huge, inflatable dildo. I saw one in a shop a few weeks ago. It smelt like car tires.
I don't know why I'm posting this entry right now. I'm really tired and I should have gone to bed many hours ago. I'm not sure what I want to put on this journal. I think I'll just end up posting whatever random and pointless things that pop up in my head. Wonder if you can have your journal disabled for having... unusual content.