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So. I finally got me a job. I'm going to sell fire and burglar alarms. The pay is good, and so are the working hours. Well, they're all right. I'll be working from 15-22, so in the bright side, I won't have to get up early, but on the dark side, it'll be difficult socializing with my friends other than during weekends. Well, pay makes up for that, I guess. Over 150 dulors per sale isn't bad when you can do at least one per day.

^

Today is Star Wars day, so for the time being, I'm a Sith lord. Fun times. I also watched Episode 1 again, and it sort of seemed a bit better this time, though still not fantastic. I noticed how retarded dialogue ruined the parts that could have had a strong emotional impact on me. "Oh that's so sa... why the fuck did she say that?"

After that I planned on watching Ep. 2, but I found out the first part of the movie was broken, so I didn't. Ep. 3 isn't even on my PC, and I didn't feel like watching Ep. 4. Maybe I'll watch the Empire Strikes Back later today.

With a bit of luck, I could get me a decent job. Yay money.

I was on a job interview today, and the woman said I was a strong candidate. She also sounded like an eastern-European.

Strength +2
Stamina +1
Vitality +1
I just worked out for about an hour. Go me.

I don't know why I'm posting this entry right now. I'm really tired and I should have gone to bed many hours ago. I'm not sure what I want to put on this journal. I think I'll just end up posting whatever random and pointless things that pop up in my head. Wonder if you can have your journal disabled for having... unusual content.

Also, why am I still typing this shit?
My Army of Darkness poster is made of win.
My FFXI account is still active, though I haven't logged in for almost two months. It feels like a waste of money.
I'm also going to fail Physics.
But I'm going to pass Psychics.
See what I did there?
My chi is depleted.
Good thing I don't really believe in that sort of stuff.
"Stuff" is the most useful word in the English language.
I don't know what I would have done without it.
My "lose weight" project is failing too.
Sup God, are you reading this? Why don't you show yourself more often?
People tend to lose faith after not getting any proof for two thousand years.
Did you smite those two bastardized your words?
By that I mean the authors of the Bible.
It can't seriously be what you wanted it to be.
Can't you just descend to Earth with the Bible 2.0?
Preferably on a DVD-ROM.
This feels pointless now.
In fact, it's felt pointless since the first line I typed.
Do you think it's pointless?
Who is "you" in this case?
The person or entity i was pseudo-talking to earlier, aka God, aka YHWH aka Jehova?
Or the person or persons reading this journal post?
I'll leave that for you to decide.


Jirbil, in case you're reading this, I want to stick a dildo in your mouth. A huge, inflatable dildo. I saw one in a shop a few weeks ago. It smelt like car tires.

Peace out.

Level up!
Mirage attains level 22!
Hp+187
MP+25
Str+2
Vit+1
Int+2
Chr-1

Behold, my very first LJ post.